It 'was a Sunday afternoon. My friend Kurt and I met for lunch. We talked about our next trip to Las Vegas. We had planned to return later Thursday and 3 days of vacation.
"The food tastes like **** and this service is terrible." Kurt said. "Wait for the child Vegas, lobster and prime rib every night!"
Kurt had the entire week off. And I have all the time in the world. Online poker as a profession, I can set my own hours!
"Let's rent a car and drive downnow. We can drop off the car to Las Vegas and back to take our return flight! "I said. After a confused appearance, Kurt said," OK, lets do it. "And it's been done! Until some research and found to be more convenient to fly. We took a flight and arrived in Las Vegas, 7.
"That's crazy, one week in Las Vegas, dies of alcohol poisoning, and losing our homes! Yeah ... cool
After renting a car, a Chrysler 300 and control in our hote l of the Venetian, we were ready to go. Firstastonishing event of the night was our room at the Venetian. E 'was our first time there. Kurt opened the door, leaving the mouth and told me "ohh .... my holy ****, this room is crazy." On the left was the bathroom. E 'was filled with gold faucets, double sink, vanity, separate shower, marble floors and Jacuzzi. Outside the bathroom was a separate room for the toilet, complete with his phone. Kurt said my call to the lodge room, I had the children in the pool! "Procedures in the bedroom, twin beds with beautiful log a blanket and pillow, and a television. The room was huge, with works of art and accents of gold. Continue past the beds to the sunken living room. Sofas, chairs, a desk, a fax and television, and that was a double standard! Kurt turned on the TV. And to our surprise, the porn channel. "Holy crap free porn" And it was paid for our entire week there! Maybe a glitch, you never know!
After leaving our room we were in 300Steakhouse and Uncle Albert stopped. Could also eat before you go bust big. Kurt selected fat lobster from the tank and I had a filet. E 'was about 4 inches thick and cooked to perfection. I do not remember exactly, but I think that when he started drinking. A couple of beers. That cause a few more.
According to Uncle Al's pushed us over the fricken load. (Bellagio), a tradition for us. We're going to bet on the fricken fricken hut on horses. They have the best book of sportsWorld in lodge. Maids have a car and foot in the door. Leather swivel chairs and private flat-screen TV. And you can bet $ 2 a race, if you want. Or, you can bet on a race and fricken drink free drinks all night! And this is what we did. Kurt drank Heineken and I was drinking captain and coke. Tip the waitress and she'll get drunk as you want!
After the hut waiting for the valet to return our 300 Kurt has decided, after a pigeon and kickit. Really nailed that Sucker. I asked him what was happening with him. He said: "The pigeons are just rats with wings, I hate F *** ing doves. "Wow, I did not know you had such anger towards her:" We started laughing, asked me if I hate them. I told him I have no opinion or something. "Come on, do it again so you can take a picture." He ran behind him and nailed him again. I have a big photo on my phone. We were so drunk.
After the accident occurs, we dove in the directionthe town to drink a little 'and play some fricken' worlds most liberal 21 "at Club Vegas. Another tradition. With a double click is possible with 3 cards, if you want. Only in Las Vegas, baby. After several hands and drinks we headed to the Ghost Bar When leaving the garage, Kurt decided to test the emergency brake. The only problem that was driving, I was. It scared the shit out of me. He shouted "NOT" and pulled e-break. The car came screeching to a halt almostCrashing against the wall of the garage. Most people would see as dangerous and stupid, but not us. It 'was a shame that this discovery was the first day it will happen. I can not count how many "emergencies" we had this week. We almost rolled on the road.
The bar phantom was crazy. We drank ourselves into a state of torpor. We literally stumbled to the car. We landed his car between the palm trees and a taxi back to the Club of Las Vegas for breakfast. $ 2.99Steaks, eggs and fried potatoes. Kurt was so disgusting, while we waited for our food. "Where the hell are my eggs?" Why are we eating in this hole ****? "He asked the waiter to spit in our food." I said no, but now it *****" Kurt dropped his head and fainted. I said, why not go to sleep on the floor. He was lying on the floor of the restaurant. The waiter said, "Get Up, Ladies , you get off the ground. "Kurt was only because I thought he was dead. I could not stoplaugh. We started from there with an empty stomach!
We returned to the room. We ordered room service. Burgers and fries. While I was yelling on the phone continued to Kurt placement HOMO order Room Service "The lady on the phone cracking up. I woke up half an hour later and leave the room service to bring in the car. Kurt was lying on the ground. I was literally kicked out of the way so get the car through the door.
He was so drunk. He got up, lookedstraight in the eye and said, "Where are you?" "Where are you?" I started to laugh. "I'm here *** hole, now F-ING eat hamburgers. He picked it up and threw it at me.
"They dumbs ****" I said, 'Just take a $ 25 burger to me." I shouted, "Get a little' F **** tomatoes in a tomato and throw him. He took the plate and pathetic it threw me. I missed a five foot and darted around the tendon.
"You deafConnect bitch, I spent the next few hours to vomit, while Kurt was sleeping up to a certain quality adult programming. We woke up the next day at noon with food and vomit all over our beautiful rooms.
"Room Service Please!"
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